converting Republicans into Democrats
Contrition, repentence, and prayer.
No seriously. Most studies I've seen have said that the major criminality that is rampent in the Republican party, as well as the cronyism, the nepitism, and general wiping of asses with the constitution has NOT turned Republican voters away from the prospect of voting these bastards out of office, but is instead a sort of rallying cry. They'll show us democrats what happens when we complain about our rights being trampled!
It would seem that nothing will turn these mental midgets away from their beloved fuhrer. SEEM being the operative word. I have a way of turning republicans into democrats and it doesn't take much effort on our part at all.
Okay, so get to a payphone and call someone you know to be a Republican. When they say hello, say, "Hello _____(say their name), I'm just calling to let you know about Achmed Mohammed Ja'Islams terrorist plan to attack _______ (insert name of nearby airport here)."
By doing so, you set off all the NSA and CIAs alarms. The terror threat of the country goes red, and the people you called will be carted away to a secret camp in some ex-Nazi part of the world, where they will be treated in ways that the Geneva Convention would not allow. They will not be allowed a toilet, they will not be allowed to sleep, and they won't be allowed to vote, which means we won't have to worry about them screwing the country up in the next election. Meanwhile, after we've sent Republicans the way of the buggy wip and apologized to half the world, we'll bring them back cleansed of their idiotic loyalty to Bush, Cheney, and of course, Satan.
No seriously. Most studies I've seen have said that the major criminality that is rampent in the Republican party, as well as the cronyism, the nepitism, and general wiping of asses with the constitution has NOT turned Republican voters away from the prospect of voting these bastards out of office, but is instead a sort of rallying cry. They'll show us democrats what happens when we complain about our rights being trampled!
It would seem that nothing will turn these mental midgets away from their beloved fuhrer. SEEM being the operative word. I have a way of turning republicans into democrats and it doesn't take much effort on our part at all.
Okay, so get to a payphone and call someone you know to be a Republican. When they say hello, say, "Hello _____(say their name), I'm just calling to let you know about Achmed Mohammed Ja'Islams terrorist plan to attack _______ (insert name of nearby airport here)."
By doing so, you set off all the NSA and CIAs alarms. The terror threat of the country goes red, and the people you called will be carted away to a secret camp in some ex-Nazi part of the world, where they will be treated in ways that the Geneva Convention would not allow. They will not be allowed a toilet, they will not be allowed to sleep, and they won't be allowed to vote, which means we won't have to worry about them screwing the country up in the next election. Meanwhile, after we've sent Republicans the way of the buggy wip and apologized to half the world, we'll bring them back cleansed of their idiotic loyalty to Bush, Cheney, and of course, Satan.