prison sex

Okay, so Moussaoui, or whatever his name is, taunted the judge saying something about America losing hah, hah! yeah big news. All he got was life in prison. No death sentence. So, America lost....

Does this guy know that in American prisons things....happen. Maybe somebody should show him a season of Oz or something. I mean, if Muslims get pissed when someone makes them get into positions that kind of look like sodomy, imagine how pissed off this guy's going to be when the giant cons of cell block D take turns filling him in like a form. I mean, if prison is a place where rapists and child molesters generally have to fear for their lives, what the fuck are they going to do to a chicken shit terrorist?

Look buddy, I know that you don't read my blog, but may I recommend: pretend you like it. That way, maybe someone will choose you for their bitch and that way you can sort of avoid getting gang raped, though you'll probably still have your ass hole sold for 10 minute intervals for a pack of smokes, and they are most likely going to knock out your teeth and probably kill you when they're done with you. Look, the best thing you can do is follow in the footsteps of Richard Speck. He got implants! No one's going to kill a guy with a boob job on the inside, and that kind of thinking might save you from having a broom handle shoved up your colon.

Tell us how much you think the U.S. lost in a couple of months, pal.

My great big lost theory

Alright, bear with me. The people on Lost are stuck on some island that is itself strange, and which has been made stranger due to the interference of the Hanso foundation. Good. Everybody with me. Alright, there seems ample evidence that the Hanso foundation caused the crash of Oceanic 815 thus stranding the people on the island. Viewers ask themselves, what's going on, and worse, we are given phone numbers to call where we are told secret messages in French, web sites to visit where secret passwords lead to strange new revelations. The mystery thickens...but what does it all mean? I will explain because I've figured it out.
Hanso, sounds remarkably like Hand soap, thus the foundation of hand soap, which is we all know is Lye....

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I'm totally lieing to you, I have no idea what's going on in that show. But here's the thing. Did they name the foundation so as to instigate my lie, or did I come up with it all by myself.

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I came up with it.

my good news

I guess my wife has foreshadowed so heavilly that I need to say something. Anyway, my goal this Summer was to get to a point where I sold $60 a day on ebay. As I am a teacher, and as I have no Summer job, I thought that this might be a good goal rather than say, ditch digging. I might have followed Avram and Drivler's goals of getting published in scifi rags, but then I couldn't have justified the chemicals except as research, and even there, I'm sure the wife would have had some trouble with me turning my room into a toxic wasteland.
Well, the good news is that I've begun selling things on ebay. Two days ago, I sold four pressings of a ruined wall set for $50, and I've got bids to the tune of $40 up right now. So, I'm half way to my goal; the wife, child, and I are planning on eating this summer.