A brief respite--Bush genius

Okay, the Bush family are the smartest people in the world. No lie.

During Sr.s stay in the White House, he decided that the money people were paying for the stuff his family produced as their business (oil) was just plain too low. So, he raised the prices.

Okay, so the prices are up up up, and then his son gets into office and what does he do? He raises the prices as well.

Now, when there is no possibility for another Bush presidency and when the prices are so damned high that people are actually burning cooking oil in their cars, Jr. decides to lower the prices to save his family business. While he has control, he raises the prices, when he loses control, he lowers the prices so as to stay in business despite the fact that its destroying the planet.

The guys like a James Bond supervillain.