Bamboo-zled

Okay, so I walked in to my house and my wife was laughing hysterically, like unstoppably. So, I thought she was on the phone since, very seldom, do things you see make you laugh as hard as the wife was laughing. But no...

She had on her lap a copy of Amy Sedaris's book, which she's read before, and she told me that she was looking up what Amy Sedaris had to say about Bamboo.

Why? Well, as it turned out the thing my wife had been laughing uncontrollably at was this. Look at it...

Then this.

Okay, in the other room, my wife...is still laughing. That's like ten minutes.

Now, I'll admit that's funny, but I have to admit something else. While I was reading this post, I realized something. Now, I don't know if it's the best catch phrase ever or an ingenius name for a character in the next Pynchon novel, but here goes...

F.U. Bamboo.

Isn't that great. It, like, totally rolls off the tongue. Can you imagine saying that to someone. They'd think you were like Kathy Bates in Misery. Or like your definition of cool was so far more hipper than theirs that it totally came all the way around the spectrum and landed back in curses that Hello Kitty might come up with. That's awesome. Thank you Becky and you're outrageous bamboo mishap. You've given me another thing to put on my checklist: "use the phrase F.U. Bamboo when someone least expects it."

My wife...other room...still laughing. She hasn't even heard my joke yet.