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Monday, December 17, 2007

(All too) FAQ

Q: Hi, I was wondering if I could get my grades by the end of this week?

A: Well, technically, school isn't even out at the end of this week.

Q (cont'd): Well, yeah, but I figured since we didn't have a final, I could just get the grade for my essay this week.

A: No. I'm going to be grading paper for four classes, that's roughly 80 papers of 5 page length, plus finals in one of those classes and rewrites in all four of those classes. I expect to be reading and grading some 600 pages of material.

Q (cont'd): Could you maybe do mine first?

A: No.

Q (cont'd): I really need to know that grade ASAP.

A: I hear you.

Q (cont'd): So, when do you think you could get me my grade?

A: When the school releases your grades, I suppose.

Q (cont'd): You mean with everyone else? I need it sooner than that.

A: Well, how about this: part of your grade is participation. So, let's say I dock you 2% off of your grade for every e-mail like this that you've sent me. You see my problem? I've already docked you 12%, but am I done? Are you?

3 Comments:

Blogger Mopfog said...

I'm sure every instructor has that conversation at least once a year. I know as a student I asked this question on at least a few occasions.

10:53 AM  
Blogger Blowing Shit Up With Gas said...

600 pages of undergrad writing... Well, hey, look on the bright side: At least it's double-spaced.

(It's a wonder you're still able to put together a coherent sentence after all that. I'd be afraid all of their awful writing habits would wear off on me.)

11:22 AM  
Blogger Mopfog said...

Any writing habits are better than none. :)

9:57 PM  

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