What up Chuck?

Very few times in our life are we presented with a thing that we know in our hearts will never sell...at all, a thing which no one on Earth would ever give a red cent for, not even, perhaps, ironically. I have seen such a thing.

While at the San Antonio market, I found a photorealistic woodburning of the poster for Delta Force 2. It was burnt into the crosssection of some kind of tree, I don't know...wood. A photorealistic, perfectly rendered grey scale burning of Delta Force 2. I imagine it had been there since the movie's premier.