A Surreal Moment
Just now, I was returning from a late night dumping of cardboard (it breeds in my house and I don't have a recycle bin) and I got stuck behind an ice cream truck with out of state plates.
Huh?
I mean how big is this fucker's route? Then it hit me: perhaps he's peddling ice cream in Massachusetts because the cradles have been empty in his state for years now. No more children being born like in a crazy Armeggedon kind of movie. the government's keeping it under wraps until they can figure out what the problem is. Like that show Lost!
For Connecticutt, it is the apacolypse.
Huh?
I mean how big is this fucker's route? Then it hit me: perhaps he's peddling ice cream in Massachusetts because the cradles have been empty in his state for years now. No more children being born like in a crazy Armeggedon kind of movie. the government's keeping it under wraps until they can figure out what the problem is. Like that show Lost!
For Connecticutt, it is the apacolypse.
posted by Monstro D. Whale at
7:48 PM
2 Comments:
Any way you look at it, it's definitely a disturbing omen. If it's not a governmental conspiracy, it's just as likely some pedophile's new child-luring vehicle.
It's only when they start playing that infernal music that you realize how afraid you should be...
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