The botched joke

Okay, after some investigating, I discovered the problem. Kerry said that if students don't do well in school, they will get sent to Iraq. Okay. Yes, that's not good. He missed the punchline which is: "Why do you think Bush is trying to cut funding for your student loans?" See. It just needed that zing.

Other jokes included: "No child left behind: they've got a guaranteed job as fodder in the army!"

Are you fucking kidding me. Listen, if you are a student of any sort, my recommendation is to be at the top of your game so that you can be in school when they re-instigate that draft. If you don't believe me, you deserve to be sent to Iraq.