Feeling sorry for the wrong people

My sympathies are not with Mark Foley. He was molested. He wasn't molested. Maybe he was. His story seems really fucking flimsy. This along with, "I was drunk when I wrote that TEN PAGE NOTE." Yeah. Sure you were. Maybe we should consider the possibility that this guy is sick and leave it at that. Prison time seems to me a pretty good answer.

But I digress...I have no sympathies for Mark Foley.

I have no sympathies J. Dennis Hastert. It seems to me that if you know about child molestation and you don't do anything about it, you're sort of the pedophile's cheerleader squad. Remember in Pulp Fiction and Ving Rhames is getting it in the ass there's that guy sitting off on the side line slobbering. Yeah...that's the speaker for the house. And I have no sympathy.

But then who, in this metaphor, is the gimp?

Bush, who now backs them both. That's right Prez. Way to take a stand on human decency. What, no prisoners to torture that morning? Condoleeza now forgetting her meetings with you as well. Anyways, the president supports child molestation too. No sympathy. Put them all in prison is my answer.

My sympathies go out to the poor pages' bleeding ass holes after their anal raping by a covie of drooling senators. I imagine them with cash in their hands for some reason as if there are wagers being placed on the event. But in real life, I bet they just had on those gimp-esque masks as they waited their turn. Oh, I know, you'll say they were just emails... Yeah, that you, John and Jane Q. Public have heard about. Let's find out how often these senators are taking trips to Thailand in the company jet looking for some love for sale.

"That's disgusting."

Yes...yes it is. Stop fucking voting Republican.

Oh, and Foley, if you're reading this, stop masturbating.