Thursday, May 04, 2006

prison sex

Okay, so Moussaoui, or whatever his name is, taunted the judge saying something about America losing hah, hah! yeah big news. All he got was life in prison. No death sentence. So, America lost....

Does this guy know that in American prisons things....happen. Maybe somebody should show him a season of Oz or something. I mean, if Muslims get pissed when someone makes them get into positions that kind of look like sodomy, imagine how pissed off this guy's going to be when the giant cons of cell block D take turns filling him in like a form. I mean, if prison is a place where rapists and child molesters generally have to fear for their lives, what the fuck are they going to do to a chicken shit terrorist?

Look buddy, I know that you don't read my blog, but may I recommend: pretend you like it. That way, maybe someone will choose you for their bitch and that way you can sort of avoid getting gang raped, though you'll probably still have your ass hole sold for 10 minute intervals for a pack of smokes, and they are most likely going to knock out your teeth and probably kill you when they're done with you. Look, the best thing you can do is follow in the footsteps of Richard Speck. He got implants! No one's going to kill a guy with a boob job on the inside, and that kind of thinking might save you from having a broom handle shoved up your colon.

Tell us how much you think the U.S. lost in a couple of months, pal.

1 Comments:

Blogger Avram Hooknoobie said...

I'd say things really worked out for the best. He may not have realized it, but there was really no way our pussy-whipped judicial system could have come up with near a horrible ongoing punishment. It's not like we were going to skin him alive and pour lemon juice all over him. An ongoing life of sodomy seems like a good second choice.

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