I like Bush

Wha...wha..what?

Alright here me out. For years, we've all known that the government has been doing some pretty sleazy stuff. Secret prisons in other parts of the world? Countless illegal phone taps? Spying on our own citizins? Secret wars? All of this stuff was going on before, but we only had a suspicion that it was happening. We kind of thought, 'Hey, I'll bet that our government is really as bad as all those paranoid fanatics think it is.' But then, what could we do. We had no proof that the U.S. was doing evil evil things. We only had a hunch.

Here's the thing though, when a President, like GW, gets a crappy approval rating after screwing over all the really corrupt parts of our government, all kinds of shit gets leaked. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if tomorrow NASA tells us that GW ordered them to shred the documents proving that aliens exist, or doctor them so that Roswell is located in Iran. That's the kind of thing our president is doing for our country. By being so blatantly corrupt, he is attracted, like a magnet, all the other corruption in our government to where he stands in the lime light. I mean, sure you figured that the president gave jobs to his friends, but until the Fema fiasco, did you really know. And now the president is pissing off the CIA. Can you imagine the sorts of stuff we're going to find out? Hell, that the NSA was spying on just about everyone in the country was just the tip of the ice berg--thank you by the way Qwest. Evidently there is one American company with a little moral fiber.

Now, how did we find all this out? Was it because we have an awesome president? No. It was because we have George W. Bush. Without his incompetence, we would still be in the dark about just how bad things had gotten up on capital hill. The CIA would still have secret prisons, and the NSA would still be filling folders full of your phone recoreds. But now we know what they're doing and they have to stop, or something like that.