playing pretend
Of late, I've been trying to stay out of politics, but seriously...I don't get it.
We need to get our head out of the sand about the importance of a senate investigation. These are people who couldn't figure out whether or not baseball players are using steroids. And are so powerful that not only do baseball players continue to use steroids, baseball didn't miss a single game for being the breeding ground for high profile drug use. In short, a senate investigation is pointless. Remember when Condaleeza Rice went before the senate and admitted that she knew about 9/11 before it happenned? Yeah, now she's secretary of state. Hell, Zimbabwe called her a fascist. We're taking criticism from ZIMBABWE.
Instead of a senate investigation, we need to start thinking about treason and capital punishment. Those responsible for our nation's catastrophe should have to face the fate of a nation's enemies. Oil companies are facing record profits, eh? Well, that stinks like a conspiracy to weaken the United States through economic means. Why are we going all the way to Iraq to fight our nation's enemies, when we have so many of these bastards right here at home? Now, I know what you're saying. You're saying "Monstro, isn't the death penalty kind of harsh?"
Well, maybe, but if you are squeemish, I can offer a solution. Exile. To Iraq. I hear the training of their police corps is coming along swimmingly, I'm sure they could protect any number of fat cat Americans who happen to be usurping their nation's resources.
Or hey, even better, send them to Iran so they can help the Iranians to choose democracy when our bombs hit them.
We need to get our head out of the sand about the importance of a senate investigation. These are people who couldn't figure out whether or not baseball players are using steroids. And are so powerful that not only do baseball players continue to use steroids, baseball didn't miss a single game for being the breeding ground for high profile drug use. In short, a senate investigation is pointless. Remember when Condaleeza Rice went before the senate and admitted that she knew about 9/11 before it happenned? Yeah, now she's secretary of state. Hell, Zimbabwe called her a fascist. We're taking criticism from ZIMBABWE.
Instead of a senate investigation, we need to start thinking about treason and capital punishment. Those responsible for our nation's catastrophe should have to face the fate of a nation's enemies. Oil companies are facing record profits, eh? Well, that stinks like a conspiracy to weaken the United States through economic means. Why are we going all the way to Iraq to fight our nation's enemies, when we have so many of these bastards right here at home? Now, I know what you're saying. You're saying "Monstro, isn't the death penalty kind of harsh?"
Well, maybe, but if you are squeemish, I can offer a solution. Exile. To Iraq. I hear the training of their police corps is coming along swimmingly, I'm sure they could protect any number of fat cat Americans who happen to be usurping their nation's resources.
Or hey, even better, send them to Iran so they can help the Iranians to choose democracy when our bombs hit them.


1 Comments:
Now this is a fabulous idea. Make these people actually have to LIVE with the consequences of what they do to the rest of us, our country for the next 100 years, and other countries.
I fully endorse the Exile America's Enemies policy.
I'm tired of celebrating and actually supporting the reprehensibility of these monsters.
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