Our stance on terrorists before 9/11
What do you want to bet that Condoleezza Rice has Samit's superiors on speed dial? "Terrorists you say? Well, for God's sake don't stop them. We need to go to war with Iraq." You know that scene in Fahrenheit 9/11 where Bush has heard about the World Trade Center and he just sits there not reacting. Well, Michael Moore uses it to point out the president's stupidity. I posit that it just really wasn't a surprise, and besides, among all those children, he couldn't very well rub his hands together and say, "Hot Damn! I'm gonna get me some oil!"
In other news, a Bush supporter asked Bush if he believed, and I'm not making this up, that the terrorist attack on 9/11 and the ensuing war in Iraq were signs of the apocalypse as detailed in The Revelation of Jesus Christ--the last book of the Bible.
Folks, these are the Bush supporters: fricking wizards and warlocks who have it in their heads that Bush is going to bring on the apocalypse and that they are going to live in a magic kingdom with angels and unicorns. And I'll tell you what's worse, these crazy fuckers looking for a redux in Middle Earth represent the Majority in America. Is there something wrong here? When I was a kid, I found it hard to find people who wanted to play Dungeons and Dragons with me. Evidently, I just needed to move to Kansas where every one thinks they're a fucking Paladin.
And of course this explains it all. They think they're being attacked by the forces of Mordor so, of course, they want Gandalf or that other guy...Strider (can't think of his other name), and Bush believes he's in Middle Earth too so... vote for Bush. The problem is that this administration isn't The Lord of the Rings--even though, I do feel its gone on too long and just as in the TLOR, the wizard doesn't seem to know any spells--no, the Bush administration is more like The Office.
In other news, a Bush supporter asked Bush if he believed, and I'm not making this up, that the terrorist attack on 9/11 and the ensuing war in Iraq were signs of the apocalypse as detailed in The Revelation of Jesus Christ--the last book of the Bible.
Folks, these are the Bush supporters: fricking wizards and warlocks who have it in their heads that Bush is going to bring on the apocalypse and that they are going to live in a magic kingdom with angels and unicorns. And I'll tell you what's worse, these crazy fuckers looking for a redux in Middle Earth represent the Majority in America. Is there something wrong here? When I was a kid, I found it hard to find people who wanted to play Dungeons and Dragons with me. Evidently, I just needed to move to Kansas where every one thinks they're a fucking Paladin.
And of course this explains it all. They think they're being attacked by the forces of Mordor so, of course, they want Gandalf or that other guy...Strider (can't think of his other name), and Bush believes he's in Middle Earth too so... vote for Bush. The problem is that this administration isn't The Lord of the Rings--even though, I do feel its gone on too long and just as in the TLOR, the wizard doesn't seem to know any spells--no, the Bush administration is more like The Office.
posted by Monstro D. Whale at
8:42 AM
1 Comments:
And you are suprised by this why?
Haven't you realized that the average idiot wants a simple fairy tale life with a defineable evil and some Paladin, Ranger, Hobbit, or Magic Elf Hero to save the world?
My god man. Look at the damn media. Look at what's going on in popular cinema these days. Look at what the general public is clamouring for as entertainment.
King Kong, Lord of the Rings, Chicken Little (see my reviews), V for Vendetta, etc. etc. etc.
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