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Well, turns out we were wrong on who the nation's greatest threat might be. But the good news is we were only off by one letter. Plus, we get all those funny videos of Saddam making an ass of himself. Oh....can I say Saddam and ass in the same sentence, or will there be rioting in Beirut. What am I saying, there's always rioting in Beirut.
Yes, immenently pressed by Republicans and Democrats alike to pull out of an unwinnable war, the President has made a decision. Now, he's not going to admit that the war isn't winnable. No... Nor is he going to say that we didn't see that whole civil war thing coming...them's just the birth pangs of a new democracy. We're going to pull out of Iraq because there's a bigger threat, and as luck would have it, it's right next door in lovely Iran.
Like India, Iran has a burgeoning nuclear program. Unlike India, though, the answer to the question: "Where the hell'd my job go?" is never: "Iran." Look, I agree. If there is one country in the world that I don't want to have a nuclear weapon, it's Iran. But haven't I heard this shit before. What, did they buy yellow cake in Somalia. Is Britain backing up our intelligence reports. Is Rice ignoring another high security document in order to manufacture a war with Iran?
Yes, immenently pressed by Republicans and Democrats alike to pull out of an unwinnable war, the President has made a decision. Now, he's not going to admit that the war isn't winnable. No... Nor is he going to say that we didn't see that whole civil war thing coming...them's just the birth pangs of a new democracy. We're going to pull out of Iraq because there's a bigger threat, and as luck would have it, it's right next door in lovely Iran.
Like India, Iran has a burgeoning nuclear program. Unlike India, though, the answer to the question: "Where the hell'd my job go?" is never: "Iran." Look, I agree. If there is one country in the world that I don't want to have a nuclear weapon, it's Iran. But haven't I heard this shit before. What, did they buy yellow cake in Somalia. Is Britain backing up our intelligence reports. Is Rice ignoring another high security document in order to manufacture a war with Iran?
posted by Monstro D. Whale at
8:47 AM
1 Comments:
1. Total half-wit is voted into the presidency by the people who really matter, rather than the actual voters who don't matter.
2. Dum-Dum, controlled by the great egg-sucking evil known as Cheney and endorsed by same people who really matter decides to ignore, or lets other people ignore for him, or yeah, he was off shooting something harmless with a big ass gun along with the great egg-sucking evil, proceeds to remove basic freedoms and goes on a witchunt after a huge horrible terrorist attack. Usama Bin Laden's name is already being broadcast on the radio between the first and second plane.
2. Finding the "War on Terror" almost impossible to actually do within our own borders, he hits on the scheme to go hunt them terrorists abroad. Dat Usama guy is hiding out somewheres.
3. Since the guvmint an media done already made a big deal about how nasty dat Saddam guy is, we'll just go over and do what me pappy couldn't. And find some terrorists. Saddam must be hiding dat Usama. Bad guys all hide in the same place right? We'll just go in and wipe out everyone.
4. Oh. That isn't working well. But we got some reports that their are somea dem so-called WMD's they are hiding. Oh yeah. And I'm up for re-election.
5. O.K. I'm in again, I've continued fucking everyone I can think of up the ass, but it is starting to get towards that time I have to relenquish this office for some other puppet. My war went pretty crappily, but I gotta continue it somehow so the new guy gets fucked over with it instead of me. Iran, Iraq, what's the difference? 90% of the people in America can't find either one on a map.
Plus it worked for Lyndon Johnson.
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