Even more in the news
Man, today was a big news day
Jessica Simpson--not normally someone whom I would applaud, but holy shit that's funny. I mean, she hung out with Ashley Simpson, even after that whole Saturday Night Live fiasco. How bad of a fucking image do you have to have before you get snubbed by Jessica Simpson!
Also, maybe you all may remember at some point my saying that the Atkins diet didn't sound healthy? Well, I am vindicated. Bring on the taters! For those of you with attention spans too short to read the whole thing, one word: COMA.
Jessica Simpson--not normally someone whom I would applaud, but holy shit that's funny. I mean, she hung out with Ashley Simpson, even after that whole Saturday Night Live fiasco. How bad of a fucking image do you have to have before you get snubbed by Jessica Simpson!
Also, maybe you all may remember at some point my saying that the Atkins diet didn't sound healthy? Well, I am vindicated. Bring on the taters! For those of you with attention spans too short to read the whole thing, one word: COMA.
posted by Monstro D. Whale at
9:01 AM
1 Comments:
1. The difference in Jessica Simpson as a person and a cardboard cuttout of her is, the cardboard cuttout has more depth of character and has more use than the real Jessica. Plus they both look good on camera or in a photo.
2. Don't we want more idiots in comas? There has to be some use for them if they aren't moving around on their own. Building materials perhaps.
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