Oh Canada!
I'm not going to think about politics. I'm not going to think about politics. I'm not going to think about politics. I mean I have serious stuff to think about. There's school, there's my teaching, there's my baby on the way, there's....
Cheney said what? Oh you've got to be fucking kidding.
Reality check Bush, you get the super top secret for-your-eyes-only-tell-us-how-to-proceed-Mr. President shit. So, no, mother fucker, the god damned democrats did NOT have the same information about there not being any weapons of mass destruction that you did, and as it turns out, the majority of them were not informed which of your crony's companies would be tapped to rebuild Iraq, and not a single one, I'll wager, was told what a shot in the arm this war would give your fucking friends in the oil business, you lousy piece of shit! PEOPLE ARE FUCKING DYING BECAUSE OF YOU!!!
Of course, Bush does have a point. The democrats, swept up in the pro-war anti-middle East fuhrer started by Rice, Cheney, Bush, Powell, and Rove, signed just about anything they could to make themselves look like the pro-"get revenge" party. I mean, it wasn't like they were listening to every fucking country in the world sans-England about how this was a bad idea--and nobody batted an eye when they realized that our media was censoring the international response to our going into Iraq, but here's the big thing...
If the democrats had control instead of the Republicans, we would still be at war. Oi Vey! Ahem... What?!? Why do the democrats keep answering the question, "If we vote for you, will the war end?" with: "Nope"? I mean are these people absolutely stupid. Aim for the brass ring, you idiots--it's right fucking there!
Well, America, here is your choice: either you vote for openly evil, or closeted evil. Either way. Is it finally time for a third party--a serious one: the Non-Lobotomy League or something?
Cheney said what? Oh you've got to be fucking kidding.
Reality check Bush, you get the super top secret for-your-eyes-only-tell-us-how-to-proceed-Mr. President shit. So, no, mother fucker, the god damned democrats did NOT have the same information about there not being any weapons of mass destruction that you did, and as it turns out, the majority of them were not informed which of your crony's companies would be tapped to rebuild Iraq, and not a single one, I'll wager, was told what a shot in the arm this war would give your fucking friends in the oil business, you lousy piece of shit! PEOPLE ARE FUCKING DYING BECAUSE OF YOU!!!
Of course, Bush does have a point. The democrats, swept up in the pro-war anti-middle East fuhrer started by Rice, Cheney, Bush, Powell, and Rove, signed just about anything they could to make themselves look like the pro-"get revenge" party. I mean, it wasn't like they were listening to every fucking country in the world sans-England about how this was a bad idea--and nobody batted an eye when they realized that our media was censoring the international response to our going into Iraq, but here's the big thing...
If the democrats had control instead of the Republicans, we would still be at war. Oi Vey! Ahem... What?!? Why do the democrats keep answering the question, "If we vote for you, will the war end?" with: "Nope"? I mean are these people absolutely stupid. Aim for the brass ring, you idiots--it's right fucking there!
Well, America, here is your choice: either you vote for openly evil, or closeted evil. Either way. Is it finally time for a third party--a serious one: the Non-Lobotomy League or something?
posted by Monstro D. Whale at
9:00 AM
3 Comments:
Thanks for the shout-out.
I said you should write more often and you have, so I will reward you with my comments!
Yes, a 3rd party is sorely needed. This is something I often think about…I have yet to come up with the perfect mix of socially liberal and fiscally responsible…sorta hating that we have bombs, but still understanding why we need them.
What would be your ideal 3rd party platform?
Monstro wrote:
The democrats, swept up in the pro-war anti-middle East fuhrer started by Rice, Cheney, Bush, Powell, and Rove...
thereby creating the best Freudian typo I've ever seen: fuhrer instead of furor. Freakin' brilliant. No wonder I married him.
Forget a third party. I just want an actual party. Something with streamers and maybe little hats with some damn good music and intelligent conversation. It lasts until things start getting a little wild, at which point the cops show up and everyone goes home.
I don't know why you keep complaining. You knew you were the crappy iron piece when they started this game. That's how they see "War." The game of "Other People's Lives" includes all the Monopoly pieces, cards, and money played on a giant Risk board. Nothing that happens on that board will ever ever ACTUALLY effect them or anyone they personally know. What do they care if a couple hundred thousand top hats go away and don't bother them again? They still have all their hotels to fall back on. If we couldn't get rid of Trump, what makes you think any of these fucks are going to be damaged in any way?
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