If they ever legalize hunting humans, I have two candidates and a place where they might be hunted. Pat Robertson in Venezuela, and Bill O'Reilly in San Francisco. First of all, shouldn't asking terrorists to attack a major U.S. city on national television be against the law. Howard Stern says, "fuck" and they fine him a million dollars, but O'Reily can say whatever he wants without anyone batting an eye. And seriously, is Pat Robertson going for Shah or something.

The problem as I see it is that these guys are heralds for a dying regime, and when that regime is out, they're out. Worse yet, they seem to think that the anti-war movement is going to be the peace-nicks of the 60's. Mmmm...man, I cut my teeth on punk. You may find that we are unlikely to just put flowers in your guns. Pat, Bill, you can shout like unruly retards if you want, but someone is likely to eventually tell you to sit down and shut the fuck up. And oh by the way, it may be your friends who issue that order. After all, this is just one more reason for all of us to distance ourselves from the Republican cronyism that allows you two to shout fire in a crowded building. In case both of you didn't know, we're at war. Encouraging the enemy and threatening foreign relations is not exactly the best plan of action for patriotic Americans at this point.