Dr. Feelbad part 2

Q: How would you describe your relationship with your family?
A: I just want hypno-therapy to help me quit smoking.

Q: Is there any history of mental illness in your family?
A: I just want hypno-therapy to help me quit smoking.

Q: Have you ever done hallucinogenic drugs?
A: I just want hypno-therapy to help me quit smoking.

Q: Do you ever have nightmares?
A: I just want hypno-therapy to help me quit smoking.

Q: Would you say that you have frequent nightmares?
A: How frequent is frequent?

Q: How frequent do you think frequent is?
A: I just want hypno-therapy to help me quit smoking.

Q: Any phobias?
A: I just want hypno-therapy to help me quit smoking.

Q: Do you think that you've undergone any personal childhood trauma?
A: I just want hypno-therapy to help me quit smoking.

Q: Could you describe the trauma in detail?
A: I just want hypno-therapy to help me quit smoking.

Q: Of all the colors of the rainbow, which do you think most looks like murder?
A: I just want hypno-therapy to help me quit smoking.

Q: If you were a butterfly, would you be John Wayne Gace, Jack the Ripper, or Charlie Manson?
A: I just want hypno-therapy to help me quit smoking.

Q: Do you ever have black outs or lost time?
A: I just want hypno-therapy to help me quit smoking.

Q: Do you feel like you are singled out by any spiritual or political groups for persecution?
A: I just want hypno-therapy to help me quit smoking.

And my favorite question of all. Honest to God...
Q: Are you addicted to any drugs.
A: No, I'm in here for the sheer pleasure of describing myself masturbating in the mirror with me dressed up as my mother. That's a trick answer because I don't really own a mirror.

Anyways, in just under a months time, a hyno-therapist will be ready to help me kick my copraphelia and my smoking habit. Thank you all for reading, except for you Simon. Even though you're just a fly, I know that you're really the devil.