An observation on an observation
Some of you will have noticed that the lengthy reply the Drivler wrote was submitted twice. In other words, in a post about the evil of pushing a button, in which the Drivler insisted that pushing the button wasn't evil, he not only pushed the button, but pushed it twice, forcing you to look over his words more than once. Irony?
I have always wanted a soundbite on my computer which goes off whenever you double click again on an application that is trying to open. I want it to say, "Hey Moron! Quit Pushing The Fucking Button!" I gave up on that hope long ago because I could not figure out how to implement this esoteric feature. Driv ol' pal, I'm guessing your computer doesn't have such a feature either.
I have always wanted a soundbite on my computer which goes off whenever you double click again on an application that is trying to open. I want it to say, "Hey Moron! Quit Pushing The Fucking Button!" I gave up on that hope long ago because I could not figure out how to implement this esoteric feature. Driv ol' pal, I'm guessing your computer doesn't have such a feature either.
posted by Monstro D. Whale at
3:01 PM
1 Comments:
The trouble with having a trained gimp poking you constantly in the shoulder every five seconds and saying "moron" is we really don't want to really know how much of a moron we really are. We are morons, and we are morons about every five seconds.
Having a moronic computer, programed by morons, worked on by a moron who pushes buttons twice because what we expected to happen does not actually happen, is in itself moronic proof of a moronically chaotic moronic universe.
Push the button! The shiny, red, candy-like button!
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