Thursday, March 17, 2005

A New Player in the Axis of Evil

Oh, the Drivler will be awful mad when he finds that I haven't responded to his post. And yet, the world presses, and pressed I am.

I realize that my blog rarely overturns new news the way a good blog should. Nor is it entertaining. It just is. Nonetheless, today, I've got the scoop. According to the AP wire, via ABC News,
President Bush marked a St. Patrick's Day overshadowed by recent setbacks in the Northern Ireland peace process by pledging to help the Irish people move toward a lasting agreement.
Holy shit people, do you realize what this means. We're going to invade Ireland! Do they have shalleleighs of mass destruction. I don't know. But I can guarantee one thing, Ireland will soon be safe for democracy.

2 Comments:

Blogger The Drivler said...

I certainly wouldn't agree that your blog does not entertain. I think that too many people blog too much about politics. I'm not saying that everyone should blog about trivial matters (like me), but I think that your blog provides a refreshing mix of topics.

6:48 PM  
Blogger Amy said...

Well, you know, our air force is currently massively under-utilized, so it's really best for everyone if we find another country to bomb RIGHT NOW. Ireland seems to be as good a target as any. In fact, it's a pretty good target. Not too many trees to obscure the video images of our targeted smart bombs.

6:33 PM  

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