Cheerin' up Avram
Avram is feeling down.
What can I do?
Oh, wait, I know. Avram, likes trees!
Waitaminute, is that a tree?
Maybe, you need a better look.
...and from the back
Oh yeah, and I found your lictor's claw. Avram, buddy, I need your address so I can send you Treebeard. He is done and he is ready to go.
What can I do?
Oh, wait, I know. Avram, likes trees!
Waitaminute, is that a tree?
Maybe, you need a better look.
...and from the back
Oh yeah, and I found your lictor's claw. Avram, buddy, I need your address so I can send you Treebeard. He is done and he is ready to go.
posted by Monstro D. Whale at
6:54 PM
4 Comments:
Holy Crap! Treebeard nothing. Treeknee, Treeanus. I'd write some witty bit using all the words under "tree" in the thesaurus but it would just detract. Wow.
Definitely cheered me up and will send mailing address soonest.
Please note: I suck with a camera. Honestly, remember me trying to sell things on Ebay? Treebeard looks a hell of a lot better in person. Also, after looking at the photo I realized that one of the trees growing off his arm was without foliage. That situation has been rectified.
What makes me happy are the little dots of BABY PINK that Monstro used (at my urging).
Treeanus. Hilarious!
YOU suck with a camera??
YOU say, I say,
YOU suck with a camera!!!??
Boy, Ah say, boy, you knows my photos suck more than any sucky suck photo you done evah took. Cause you done seen the photos I ain't nevah took. A signifying monkey takes betta photos than me.
Walker Evans on his best day with a remote shutter release up his ass farted out better photos than me.
Ah suck so much I can't even take pictures of mah own thumb. The inside of my lens cap comes out blurry. Guardians won't even let me take their driver's license photos. That includes the dumb ass ones that crash Falcons at the mere sight of a Merry K Kommando.
Maybe this is the prolifative diabetic retinopathy talkin, but even you, wearin my coke bottle bottomed ant friers are taking better photos of ol Treebeard {and now apparently Treearm} than I ever could with these blurry spots I see floating in front of my eyes.
I think the photos are wonderful and I can't wait to see him and his unfortunate underarm foliage problem up close. Suppose the Eldar got some spray for that? Do the regular Eldar make jokes about French Eldar not shaving?
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