Plan for World Domination!: Action item 14
Now, I can't tell from her picture, because as Jason pointed out to me, there is something wrong with her face. Is she an alien clone? Maybe? Regardless, President Bush's Secretary of State Condee was in London today where she dispelled rumors that we were plannin' a hootananny in Iran. According to Rice, an attack on Iran was not on our agenda--at least, not until we could screw old people out of enough money to pay for such an attack. My favorite part of Rice's commentary was that such an attack is not on our aggenda.
"Why? Why did you bomb my house killing my wife and infant children? Why!?"
"Because it was on our aggenda."
For whom is that an aggenda item? Beelzebub?
Anyway, that's not the point. Bad form Dr. Rice! Bad form! You cannot go to London and tell everyone that we do not plan to attack Iran. This gives Iran a false sense of safety. That's just cruel. And besides...
It makes them an easy target when England, followed by the rest of the EU, invade Iran under threat that the U.S. will monopolize world oil interests. Then we'll have to go to war with England. That's no good. Careful, Condee-woman who you start throwing that kind of information to. I mean, can we really trust Europe?
"Why? Why did you bomb my house killing my wife and infant children? Why!?"
"Because it was on our aggenda."
For whom is that an aggenda item? Beelzebub?
Anyway, that's not the point. Bad form Dr. Rice! Bad form! You cannot go to London and tell everyone that we do not plan to attack Iran. This gives Iran a false sense of safety. That's just cruel. And besides...
It makes them an easy target when England, followed by the rest of the EU, invade Iran under threat that the U.S. will monopolize world oil interests. Then we'll have to go to war with England. That's no good. Careful, Condee-woman who you start throwing that kind of information to. I mean, can we really trust Europe?
posted by Monstro D. Whale at
7:44 AM
1 Comments:
You've forgotten the established long term plan -- which will last at least 4 years and will either culminate in a last day everything must go moving sale with mushroom clouds for all, or 4 to 8 more years with a different smile. We know how this works. It's no fun to actually tell anyone anything. It's more fun to play will they or won't they? Iran and Europe and all the rest of us are still wondering, because we have a track record of saying one thing and then doing something completely different 2 years later. No we won't attack, oops, now we will. He's our ally, nope, just fooling.
Will we attack Great Britain? I'll bet there's a scenario folder with plans somewhere in GW's top drawer. I'd vote on conflict due to environmental concerns. Obviously the Queen is to blame for the poor quality of the water in Boston Harbor. The newly restructured EPA will deem the water unsafe for commercial use, levy fines on the company who owned the original crates, Britain will blame it on disgruntled native-american non-union protestors, and California will be bombed in retaliation for the deaths of Keith Moon and Douglas Adams.
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