Why I voted for Bush- 50 words or less
I didn't.
But if you've been poluting other people's blogs, chances are you did. I may not be blogging nearly as much as I used to, but I have been visiting other people's blogs and in doing so I've noticed a startling new trend.
Whenever an obviously democrat blog decides to make some sort of political commentary (not always derogatory) about the decisions of the current administration, there is always some yahoo, generally logged in anonymously, who decides to put in their two cents about why democrats suck. I mean it's so ubiquitous that I'm tempted to believe that there's a new federal agency devoted to counterpointing democrat blogs. At least, I'd say that if I was paranoid. By the way, hello agent Smith.
These republican rants generally all take the same form: "Yeah, well, it's not like democrats don't lie. Remember Clinton, huh?!? Remember him. He got a blowjob and told the country that he didn't have sex." Yes, you're right.
Bush, on the other hand, knew about 9/11, didn't do anything about it, lied about his knowledge, used the attack to provoke a war in Afghanistan so that he could get an oil pipeline run through their country and then decided he wanted Iraq's oil so he fabricated a story about weapons of mass destruction, invaded, involved America in a ground war that has now claimed more lives than 9/11. I won't discuss his policies that he openly admits to--I'm just saying that you baby boomer republicans better not come crying to me when your social security disapears so that we can attack Iran. I should, of course, mention Florida where before 9/11, Bush rigged an election. But Clinton was dishonest too. He got a blowjob. I suppose I have to concede that point.
Here's the thing though, these republican anonomous blog commentators, besides being too cowardly to list their own blogs, never ever touch the real issue. They want us to think that they are pretty much like us democrats, they too don't trust the republican administration, it's just that they trusted Kerry even less. Let me be the first to say, no. You are not like me. And personally, I don't care why you didn't vote Democrat. If you threw a party and caught someone shitting in your punch bowl, would you really give a crap if they had a good explanation for why they didn't use the toilet? No, you'd want to know why they were shitting in your punch bowl.
Therefore, today's blog is for you, republicans. Crawl out from under your anonymous postings, grow a sack, and tell us why you voted for Bush. Not why you didn't vote for Kerry, why you voted for Bush.
Your answer may address the following:
Don't discuss Clinton's blowjob. Go right to the heart of the matter. Tell us-- really, we want to know--why the hell did you vote for Bush?
But if you've been poluting other people's blogs, chances are you did. I may not be blogging nearly as much as I used to, but I have been visiting other people's blogs and in doing so I've noticed a startling new trend.
Whenever an obviously democrat blog decides to make some sort of political commentary (not always derogatory) about the decisions of the current administration, there is always some yahoo, generally logged in anonymously, who decides to put in their two cents about why democrats suck. I mean it's so ubiquitous that I'm tempted to believe that there's a new federal agency devoted to counterpointing democrat blogs. At least, I'd say that if I was paranoid. By the way, hello agent Smith.
These republican rants generally all take the same form: "Yeah, well, it's not like democrats don't lie. Remember Clinton, huh?!? Remember him. He got a blowjob and told the country that he didn't have sex." Yes, you're right.
Bush, on the other hand, knew about 9/11, didn't do anything about it, lied about his knowledge, used the attack to provoke a war in Afghanistan so that he could get an oil pipeline run through their country and then decided he wanted Iraq's oil so he fabricated a story about weapons of mass destruction, invaded, involved America in a ground war that has now claimed more lives than 9/11. I won't discuss his policies that he openly admits to--I'm just saying that you baby boomer republicans better not come crying to me when your social security disapears so that we can attack Iran. I should, of course, mention Florida where before 9/11, Bush rigged an election. But Clinton was dishonest too. He got a blowjob. I suppose I have to concede that point.
Here's the thing though, these republican anonomous blog commentators, besides being too cowardly to list their own blogs, never ever touch the real issue. They want us to think that they are pretty much like us democrats, they too don't trust the republican administration, it's just that they trusted Kerry even less. Let me be the first to say, no. You are not like me. And personally, I don't care why you didn't vote Democrat. If you threw a party and caught someone shitting in your punch bowl, would you really give a crap if they had a good explanation for why they didn't use the toilet? No, you'd want to know why they were shitting in your punch bowl.
Therefore, today's blog is for you, republicans. Crawl out from under your anonymous postings, grow a sack, and tell us why you voted for Bush. Not why you didn't vote for Kerry, why you voted for Bush.
Your answer may address the following:
- Your homophobia
- Your belief that the founders of our country were heretics for attempting to seperate church and state
- Your racism
- The empty hole in your life that can only be filled with images of war
- Your desire for the rest of the world to kiss your ass
- Your attraction to people who lie to you
- Your belief that poor people who get sick should die and decrease the surplus population
Don't discuss Clinton's blowjob. Go right to the heart of the matter. Tell us-- really, we want to know--why the hell did you vote for Bush?
posted by Monstro D. Whale at
1:21 PM
3 Comments:
Uh, I dont' see anyone commenting on the whys. :)
Historical Footnote:
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I voted republican because I enjoy sodomizing soldiers who are going off to fight in Iraq where I know that my president's decision not to arm them wil result in their death. That way, they won't be able reveal my awful secret. Also, I feel that the republican policies best serve my newly designed S.U.V. which runs off the blood of animals on the endangered species list.
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