Yankee candle II
Last Thursday, Lynn, John, and I visited the wonderful realm of Yankee candle (motto: $.25 to make, $25 to buy), but unlike last time, I brought the camera.
So, everybody. This is Christmas town. Now I took pictures of one of these metropoli. There were about 8.
Oh, and it doesn't end there. Next room. Keep in mind, all of this is inside.
After that, the entrance to the castle. The moat here is about three feet deep.
We're almost to the toys, but first--nutcracker suite.
Actually, I didn't get a picture of the toy room. But I did get a picture of the room where you can stuff your own bears! You can also record a personal message that the bear will play whenever you squeeze it. Isn't that sweet.
Want to make your own candle? Be like Lynn! Sadly, the place where they draw you was not busy on a Thursday. But the band played on!
But ultimately, none of you want to see this. You want the freekshow! Are those the scariest Christmas ornaments you've ever seen in you life?
Keep in mind that this place sells candles. It's a fucking candle shop with a drawbridge. What the hell? I didn't take pictures of the candles because...well...you've already probably seen those. Needless to say, they were everywhere. Mostly, John and I just picked them up and made juvenile comments about how they smelled like ass. Lynn was very embarrassed, but she let us have our fun.
So, everybody. This is Christmas town. Now I took pictures of one of these metropoli. There were about 8.
Oh, and it doesn't end there. Next room. Keep in mind, all of this is inside.
After that, the entrance to the castle. The moat here is about three feet deep.
We're almost to the toys, but first--nutcracker suite.
Actually, I didn't get a picture of the toy room. But I did get a picture of the room where you can stuff your own bears! You can also record a personal message that the bear will play whenever you squeeze it. Isn't that sweet.
Want to make your own candle? Be like Lynn! Sadly, the place where they draw you was not busy on a Thursday. But the band played on!
But ultimately, none of you want to see this. You want the freekshow! Are those the scariest Christmas ornaments you've ever seen in you life?
Keep in mind that this place sells candles. It's a fucking candle shop with a drawbridge. What the hell? I didn't take pictures of the candles because...well...you've already probably seen those. Needless to say, they were everywhere. Mostly, John and I just picked them up and made juvenile comments about how they smelled like ass. Lynn was very embarrassed, but she let us have our fun.
posted by Monstro D. Whale at
10:19 AM
1 Comments:
Such extravaganzas are awesome and many. They share kinships with FAO Schwartz, Dollywood, and Rubber Stamp Conventions. Blame Disney or World Fairs -- but one can't but marvel at such edifications and hold their manhood dear. Those who most hold themselves accursed are those who work there.
Post a Comment
<< Home