Kafafian spelled backwards is Devil

Since I alerted you, my blog readers, to the horror that dare not be named (Tom Kafafian) people have responded. In fact, Jason wrote an entire blog on his page about the guy. Clearly there is something wrong with Tom, something beyond his writing song lyrics while driving, but I couldn't really quite put my finger on it. Then I was listening to Winamp (I was not in fact listening to Tom Kafafian) and the Tom Kafafian Style Winamp opened and, of course, my web browser pulled up his web site, which is still, as far as I'm concerned, an odd thing for my web browser today. It was then that I noticed that Tom's website loads things--preferences, skins, coolness, Tom's hair, and I thought what the devil is this? Well, I may have been onto something, because when I began to explore Tom's website, I noticed that there was an option simply labelled Street, and it was inside of street that I found this:

Join the TomK Street Team!Do you enjoy listening to great artists? So do tons of other people! Help us spread the TK word to music lovers across the nation by joining the TomkMusic.com Street Team. Simply fill out the form below, and tell us how you found out about Tom. When the time is right, a street team staff member will contact you with information on how you can help spread the word.
Am I Good Enough?Sure you are! If you live near any popular music retail stores, movie theatres, bars, malls, or any place where music lovers go, you're golden! Depending on your location and ambition, we'll send you fliers, buttons, promo cd's, and posters! After you've finished telling people about Tom, simply email the staff member who you're in contact with, and tell them how it went. We'll never stop supplying you with goods if you've got "the drive".

Now, let's get this straight. When the stars are right a street team staff member will come a-lookin' for me and send me off to places where music lovers hang out like stores, theatres, bars, malls, airports, bus stations, Des Moines Iowa. Yes, if you've got "the drive" evinced by your ability to shave your head and play the tamoborine, they (whoever they are) will never stop supplying you with goods...like multiple copies of the book of Krishna which you must sell at $15 a piece to pay for your trip to Yankee stadium where you and a thousand other people will be married in a single ceremony. Ia Ia Shub Niggurath tagn R'lyeh Kafafian fthtagn.